Saturday, June 30, 2007

Fellow Americans

"Throughout recorded time... there have been three kinds of people in the world, the High, the Middle, and the Low. They have been subdivided in many ways, they have borne countless different names, and their relative numbers, as well as their attitude towards one another, have varied from age to age: but the essential structure of society has never altered. Even after enormous upheavals and seemingly irrevocable changes, the same pattern has always reasserted itself, just as a gyroscope will always return to equilibrium, however far it is pushed one way or the other. The aims of these three groups are entirely irreconcilable."


From: General Kehrmeyer
To: Fellow Americans
Re: General Elections

Fellow Americans;

Thank you for your patience during this trying and historic time. I am pleased to announce that the Country is now relatively stable. In keeping with my pledge, the transition to a representative republic is on schedule. Voter eligibly cards have been authorized for issue to lien-free landowners through systems established by your state representatives. The 115th Congress will be seated on schedule and, God willing, the 46th President will relieve me in turn.

For those needing assistance, the Regional Distribution Centers are at your disposal. Contact your local government officials for locations.

God Bless the United States of America.

Very Respectfully;

General Kehrmeyer

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