Sunday, December 2, 2007

I Have Looked into His Heart

The Bush administration Sunday called on Russia to investigate claims the vote was manipulated.

From: President Putin, The Russian Republic
To: President Bush, United States of America
Subject: Voting Irregularities Investigation

Date: 02DEC07; 8:34pm

Dear George;

Thank you for your interest in democracy and fair elections. I have tasked my top assistant to look into your concerns. He has completed an investigation and has reported to me that the elections were, in fact, fair.

Your friend with the good heart;

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