Saturday, September 15, 2007

Conspiracy Theory

"The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles… Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other -- bourgeoisie and proletariat."
-The Communist Manifesto

Deep in the bowels of an old German warehouse sit a group of men representing extreme wealth from around the world. It is 2012. The plan is ready.

The Spartan model, aka Multiculturalism, has worked. The Proletarians have been divided. Ethnocentric friction makes any unified resistance unlikely.

The Islamic strategy has also worked. Populations have demanded strong security in the face of increasingly organized and deadly Muslim violence. Video surveillance coverage is nearly complete. The security forces are mobilized and augmented after last month’s events.

The men take a vote and it passes. Each will sell off their government securities at 0930 tomorrow morning, collapsing the democracies of the Western world.

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