Infidelity

You Infidels think that you are so special.

You may eat well, and have parks, and electricity that stays on all day. Your indoor plumbing may keep your streets from smelling like ours. Your women might be taller, more articulate, and more attractive that ours. Your schools may teach your children to capitalize the first letter of the first word of each sentence. You may have men that can compete and win in sporting competitions involving strength. Your society may have shown the ability to organize and achieve great things like space travel while we cannot maintain, let alone manufacture, a bicycle.

But it doesn’t matter. We are more pure than you.

And, with modern weaponry, we will have our revenge.