Thursday, November 19, 2009

Food Insecurity



Reportedly, 50 million or so people don’t get enough food. I recommend that they buy potatoes. Here are twenty-seven potatoes that I just purchased for 99 cents. At 110 calories per potato, this works out to around 3000 calories, or a day and a half worth of food.

Behold five potatoes being boiled:



Now mash them, mash those potatoes:

Saturday, November 14, 2009

It Would Sure Be Nice If That Carbon Dioxide Was to Kick In Soon



In the meantime, there is nothing like a warm fire.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

NCM2


The Globe reports that Barack Obama went to a hissy fit with his staff, and caused Michelle to cry. Barack reported yelled ‘they hate me’. The Globe attributes this to:

The Olympics;
Criticism over his Nobel Prize; and
Glenn Beck.

While the Globe does not have the gravitas of the Financial Times, and this screaming fit cannot be independently confirmed, the account does seem credible. If this was in fact true, this event is assigned ‘NCM2’, or the second Nicholas Cage moment.

NCMs are similar to tremors before an earthquake. NCM1 occurred when Barack yelled ‘Enough!’ at the press when they were asking him uncomfortable questions just as McCain had taken the lead in the polls last September.

Brick Oven’s theory is that the power structure noted this loss of discipline as well, and shortly thereafter removed $500 billion from the money markets, allowed Lehman to fail, and crashed the economy. This put in place Barack, Geithner, and the Goldman Sachs team in the Treasury.

Hedge Funds are not required to disclose their short positions. Soros made a lot of money during the crash. Dots. Connect. The.

NCMs are precursors to JNMs, or Jack Nicholson Moments, which refer to the movie, ‘The Shining’, with Jack running around with an axe yelling and screaming. We have previously predicted that Obama will go after Axlerod and Emmanuel as a part of this JNM, as Reverend Wright is anti-Semitic, and this is probably where Obama’s emotions lie as well.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Sorry Sheila



I take back the bad things I have said about Sheila Bair.

But after [Geithner] completed his testimony, significant parts of the plan were challenged by Sheila C. Bair, chairwoman of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation. She raised numerous objections about the structure of a proposed council of regulators, and said that it would fall short of its goal of protecting the system from the shock of a large failure.

“The oversight council described in the proposal currently lacks sufficient authority to effectively address systemic risks,” Ms. Bair said.

Returning to the above August post, Sheila was warning about certain unnamed investors shorting the market, this was right before the withdrawal of $500 billion from the money markets, and the general crash in September.

Hedge funds are not currently required to disclose their short positions, which should be made criminal, as concentrated wealth can destroy value, and make a profit. See George Soros.

Is Sheila on to these guys?

This is why it is usually good to have someone from Kansas around, even if she probably can’t cook well.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Health Care Reform



USA Today: "I fear that reparations would be an excuse for some to say we've paid our debt and then avoid the much harder work."
-Barack Obama, 2004

Plato had four Understandings, here is #4: Mathematics is thought, and therefore is eternal, and can be known by all.

We understand that the median black working family earns 60% of the income of the median white working family.

We understand that there is a progressive tax system and 47% of working Americans pay no income tax.

We know that the government reports one hundred and eighty million Americans who are not workers, although they do not break this number down by race, in the manner that the government breaks unemployment rates and most other social statistics down by race. But we have seen images of New Orleans, and Detroit. The picture above was snapped of a new Somali immigrant in Maine.

Here is a picture of a Somali family sitting in a park on a Tuesday afternoon, there are lots of these families, wandering around, viewable by all:



Here, we observe a Somali going in for existing health care services at the fancy new government building, the nicest building in town:



Therefore, I conclude that the single payer health care plan is a racist scheme, devised by a man with a chip on his shoulder, whose family was never enslaved. Which kind of pisses me off personally, as my family never owned slaves, and all I am trying to do is earn a living.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Do Not Make This Observation

After much thought, I believe that the typical gay person has elevated levels of testosterone. This would explain Hilter’s SA, the behavior of the Castro gangs, and the fact that the only group willing to stand up to Ahmedinejad at Columbia was the gay movement.

This is not an insult, just an observation. There is nothing wrong with elevated levels of testosterone.



But gays should stay away from the marriage issue. Just enjoy the physical release and the absence of the need to deal with a woman’s crap in order to achieve it.

Some friendly advice meant to maintain harmony in our communities.

Monday, October 12, 2009

A Prediction



"If we get a Jew person, then what I'm wondering is, I mean, what is this movement for, you know? Does it have anything to do with the failed peace talks ... So I think we need to be very suspicious of any kind of partnerships between the Jews at that kind of level because we know that their interest primarily has to do with money and these kind of things."

-Lee Alcorn, Dallas NAACP President, on Joe Lieberman

“The Jew is using The Black as muscle against you.”

-The Illinois Nazis

Obama was told ‘no’ for the first time in his life in Copenhagen. His plan to revive the economy does not make sense. And the spending will continue to weaken the dollar, causing inflation and hardship.

It is clear to me that Obama is not his own man. But he nonetheless holds the office, and the power Constitutionally belongs to him. My prediction is that as things continue to deteriorate, the President will become increasingly agitated, exercise the power of the Office of the President as an independent man, and lash out against his Jewish advisors, Goldman Sachs, and Israel.